Comedians

Dustin Nickerson has called out the strange stuff people do on planes. The popular funnyman has noticed and is now making people aware of the unusual behavior people exhibit while traveling the friendly skies. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin has observed while traveling. Getting from Point A to Point B is rarely, if ever, fun. Most people have an absolutely horrible time traveling. Yes, vacationing is great, relaxing, enjoyable and every other word thats a synonym for fun. But ask people what the least enjoyable part of their vacation was, and it never fails. It is always getting to their vacation spot and then leaving that particular area and returning home. No one enjoys traveling, and anyone who claims to do so is obviously lying. Now, they are a special kind of liar if they say they love flying because flying is fun for no one. It doesnt matter how long the flight is, either. Flying, mainly due to the numerous restrictions and the unusual behavior of fellow travelers, is the biggest reason for this. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin highlighted some particularly egregious and unusual behavior he observed on a flight. The action he mentioned is likely to cause you to do a double-take if you were to see it on a flight, simply because it is so odd and out of place. People do the most clearly socially unacceptable stuff on planes, he said. Its so weird. I was on a flight recently, and there was a couple that had two aisle seats, and they were holding hands across the aisle. Who does something like that? It wasnt even takeoff or landing, he added. Ill give you takeoff or landing it gets a little spooky, Ill give you that. It was in the middle of the flight! I was like, What are you doing? Theres commerce that needs to happen right now! Some people genuinely do not know how to fly, which makes for a terrible experience for everyone involved. Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the troubled are evil; but he whose heart is glad has an unending feast.

You will never think of wake-up calls the same ever again after Nate Bargatzes take. The popular comedian highlights the strange and absurd nature of wake-up calls, doing so with a wealth of humor and truth. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate has to say about setting up and requesting a wake-up call at a hotel. No one enjoys getting up in the morning. I can think we can all agree that the absolute worst sound in the world is whatever noise your alarm clock makes to ensure you get up and out of bed. It doesnt matter what the alarm is; hearing it one too many times in the morning when youre waking up, and youll hate it forever. Now, when people wake up, they simply set an alarm on their phone. However, before every member of society had a cell phone, and someone was staying in a hotel, there was something called a wake-up call. They are basically exactly as they sound. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains how truly odd wake-up calls were and still are. When I first started going on the road, I would have to do a wake-up call, he said. Thats how I got up in the morning. Id have to call a guy I dont know, and just be like, Will you wake me up tomorrow? But as Nate continues, the idea of a wake-up call becomes even more odd. Thats the last person I would talk to, is him, Nate said. I would call my wife then a man Ive never seen. You promise youre going to wake me up tomorrow? We would tell each other good night. No one enjoys setting the alarm on their phone for the next morning, but at least you do not have to request a wake-up call. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian gets schooled by his wife on towels, and married folks everywhere will relate. The funnyman learned that not all towels are made to do the same thing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how this comedian was given an education in towels by his better half. Everyone uses towels. They are made of cloth and are used to absorb and clean up messes. But if you thought that all towels were made to do the same thing, you have another thing coming. If you havent learned this yet, you may want to listen up and save yourself the stern lecture that is likely to follow. Although they may look similar and be made of the same material, not all towels serve the same function. Some towels, for some incomprehensible reason, are made to look at they hang in a spot to make the room look pretty. Also, some towels are used for different parts of the body. Oh, and if you see a towel in the kitchen, it's best to ask if it can be used to clean up a mess or spill. Thoroughly confused yet? Well, you and comedian Andrew Packer are in the same position. In a clip posted on YouTube, he explains how his wife ensured he learned about the various functions of towels. Dried my feet off with the wrong towel, he said. She watched me do it. She asked anyway. What did you just do just now? I dried my feet off with a towel. What kind of towel is that? The closest? While that seems like the correct and logical answer, Andrew learned that he was terribly mistaken. Specific towels serve specific functions, and when that is not followed, everything can deteriorate very quickly. Any married man is likely to identify completely with Andrews towel predicament. This is almost as bad as what can happen when the correct pillows are not used, too. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

The Mamas Family crew tried fine dining, and a hilarious disaster followed. They went out to a nice, expensive restaurant, and things went about as well as you would have expected. Watch the hysterical and iconic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show that will keep you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. Fast food is not the healthiest type of cuisine in the world, a fact that is widely acknowledged. Despite its lack of nutritional value, it is often very convenient, which makes it always appealing. It can be easily picked up on your way home from work. A quick pit stop at McDonalds, Wendys or Arbys and youve got dinner for the evening. However, there are times when you want to eat out but crave something a little better than a Big Mac or a Whopper. Sometimes fine dining is what were after and then its off to a fancy, upscale restaurant we go. Mama, Eunice and Ed were doing just that and treated themselves to a place they didnt frequent often, or at all. Right from the get-go, its clear that this outing is destined to end in total disaster. When Ed approaches the restaurants host, he makes it clear that they are all here to take full advantage of the free pass that was given out last month to the mall merchants. After Eds loud declaration, things only go from bad to worse. When the trio is finally seated, Ed is overtaken by the large numbers on the restaurants menu. He immediately wants to know what everyone else in the restaurant does to afford such prices. You going to tell me all these people here are laying out prices like this for just one meal? Ed, played by Harvey Korman, asks. Wonder what they all do for a living; must be crooks. Following a long, loud series of interruptions and disruptions, the trios meal ends abruptly. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedian Mike Goodwin has given a detailed description of Waffle House, and its comedy gold. The popular funnyman will have you cracking up long after the video ends with what he says about the beloved fast-food chain. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about Waffle House. If were being completely and totally honest with ourselves, we could all eat better. Even people who do their best to cut out this and avoid that know there are still areas of their diet that they could improve. Perhaps eating better is a goal of yours, or maybe its not. Regardless, consuming a better, healthier diet is something most people are concerned about. One of the easiest and most immediate ways to improve our diets is to avoid and eliminate fast food altogether. That would work, without a doubt. But who really wants to do that completely, right? Things that taste good often taste really good and can be tough to give up. So, indulging at a favorite restaurant now and then is OK, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike discussed one of his favorite restaurants, Waffle House. Most people have likely visited a Waffle House at some point in their lives, but for those who have not, Mike provides a detailed and hysterical description of them. Think of a restaurant in a gas station, minus the gas station, that is the Waffle House, Mike said. And Im a connoisseur. I love it. I have a rewards card. They dont even have a rewards program. I just took a Sharpie and an index card. Later in the clip, Mike does not have any complaints with the Waffle House but does with the individuals who frequent that establishment. People come to the Waffle House with unrealistic expectations, he said. They come to the Waffle House with Cheesecake Factory expectations. He added that he overheard a woman who was all in an uproar, demanding to speak to the manager. Mike hilariously reminded her where she was and who she was likely to talk to as a result. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This is a hilarious take on the person who goes above and beyond, making everyone else look bad in the process. The comedian mentioned he spotted this type of person during a television news broadcast. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what he said about this person who was putting in quite the effort to get to work. We all have areas and places in our lives where we can improve and do better. This goes for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. If you dont think thats true, thats completely fine, but just know everyone else understands that you arent being 100 percent truthful. That point is that we can all do better and be better. We should all strive to do that as well. While perfection on this Earth is not and never will be obtainable, theres no reason we shouldnt do more, put in more effort or give something a little bit more time. We never know what could happen until we try, right? Well, despite the extra effort we might put in, one comedian, Brian Moote, pointed out that there will always be someone who puts in more effort than you and me. In the clip posted on YouTube, Brian said that he spotted someone actually cross-country skiing on their way to the office. Im all for making every possible effort to get to work, but that seems a little excessive. Like, I saw this last year, he said. We had a little blizzard, and it was a snow day for everybody. Who doesnt love a snow day, right? Thats great! Apparently, one man, who desperately had to get to work, despite the wintry weather conditions. The news coverage shows this man who has a briefcase strapped to his back, and he is cross-country skiing to work, he said. As Brian hilariously points out in the clip, that mans co-workers arent likely to be pleased with him. Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart makes good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.

This comedian tried to give his daughter the perfect way to combat bullies, but it didnt go as expected. They still need to put in some work on this strategy because it appears that something may have gotten lost in translation. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what advice he gave his daughter and what happened when she tried it out. The world is not always and, in fact, is rarely a friendly place. Instead, its typically cold-hearted, cruel and uncaring, with everyone seemingly out for themselves, not caring who they hurt in the process. We see this type of behavior play itself out every day in many different ways on social media, in the news, in the office and so on. But no matter how awful someone may be on Instagram or at the workplace, odds are its nowhere close to how the bullies are on the playground. Children can be unbelievably cruel to one another. Most seem to have an ability to instantly pick up on a weakness or sore subject. And when they do, they will hit that relentlessly and without mercy. So, understanding how kids are in school, Rob Ward wanted to help his daughter out before she became a bullying victim. He wanted to give the young woman a way to defend herself, just in case she ever found herself in the sights of a schoolyard bully. So, what did he do? He gave her a phrase that will surely defeat and deflate any possible teasing or ribbing. So, I told her, Look, baby, daddy was pretty good at cracking jokes, he said. Im going to teach you how to defend yourself. He told her that no matter what a bully says to her, she should respond by saying, Yo mamma. Later in the clip, Rob mentions that after he had practiced this with his daughter for several weeks, a friend of his came over and put her through a little exercise to see how she used this new phrase. The little girl responded to the light ribbing by saying, My mamma. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedic spin on a favorite '90s hit is too funny to miss. Buckle up, be prepared to laugh, and share it with your friends. There are moments on the internet that feel less like content and more like a mirror you didnt ask forbut absolutely needed. The Holderness Familys parody about having a Trash Car, set to the tune of Tracy Chapmans Fast Car, is one of those moments. Its funny, painfully accurate, and somehow comforting all at onceespecially if you have kids. Once upon a time, your car was your baby. The seats were clean. The floor mats werent textured. You wiped the dashboard and took care to remove every last crumb. You probably didnt eat in the car, and if you did, it felt mildly rebellious. Then you had children. Now the car is less of a vehicle and more of a mobile lost-and-found, a drive-thru archaeology site where months-old breakfast sandwiches go to rest in peace. Theres always at least one lone cleat rolling around, never its matching pair. Stale French fries appear from nowhere. Granola bar wrappers multiply like theyre on a mission. The Holderness Family captures this reality perfectly, especially with the line about the third row: I didnt think about the third row. I didnt know that is where the cleats all go. Because the third row isnt a seatits a portal. Things disappear there and only resurface when a friend climbs in and politely asks, What smells like old ketchup? What makes the parody so relatable is that it highlights the great parenting paradox. You can keep the house mostly together. You light a candle. You shove laundry into a room no one will open. You fluff a pillow and call it good. But the car? The car is wild. You clean it, feel proud for exactly twelve minutes, and then your kid dumps a bag of Cheetos all over the backseat. Thats when hope quietly exits the vehicle. The comments on the video speak for themselves. People call it both hilarious and an absolute nightmare. Others praise the vocals and lyrics, describing it as a masterclass in parody. Moms everywhere laugh because they recognize themselves in every line. The trash car isnt a failure. Its a sign of a full life, of practices, carpools, snacks on the go, and days lived in between. One day, the seats will be clean again, and the crumbs will be gone. But for now, the trash car tells a story. And somehow, its a love storyfries, cleats, and all.

Comedian Anjelah Johnson-Reyes shares what its like watching movies with her father. The popular comedian mentioned that viewing a film with her dad is an experience unlike any other. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Anjelah discuss what shes likely to hear when she settles in to watch a movie with her dear old dad. The world is often an insane and unpredictable place. Given the current and ongoing state of our world and society, it can leave most people feeling anxious, resulting in a significant amount of stress and worry. Of course, being in a perpetual state of unease and distress is no way to go through life. Its not healthy, physically or mentally. Thats why escapism and hobbies are necessary from time to time. Turning your brain off and relaxing can do a world of good, and it will hopefully put you in a better, calmer state of mind. Watching television and movies is one of the most popular forms of escapism. Just grab the popcorn, hit play and prepare to be entertained. Although, as Anjelah hilariously explains in a clip posted on YouTube, its not always that simple, especially when shes watching a movie with her father. My dads the guy, who, during an action scene, he is counting the amount of bullets coming out of a gun for accuracy, she said. And the second they go over the allotted amount of bullets for that type of gun, he has something to say about it. You think youre just watching a movie, hes silently fact-checking. Aww, cmon, 47 bullets in a Glock? This isnt real. Earlier in the clip, she pointed out that her dad will also reach out to the Lord on the actors behalf if anyone on screen utters any profanity. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze revealed the hilarious reason why his prison show didnt go so well. The popular funnyman will have most people laughing in a matter of seconds, but he ran into trouble with this particular crowd. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why, when Nate took his act to a prison, it could have gone better. Comedy and what people find funny are so subjective. What one person finds utterly hilarious may not even cause the next guy to smirk or crack a smile. Part of the reason people find certain things funny, while others may not, is that so much of comedy is based on personal experiences. Comedy is relative. If you can relate to the situation the comedian is describing or discussing, the odds are greater that youll find the jokes humorous. If you have no point of reference for what the comedian is talking about, more than likely, you will not find it funny. Thats why comedians need to connect with their audiences and craft material that is relatable to most people. It makes for a much better show and experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions performing in a prison. The show, as he mentions, did not go particularly well, and being the sharp guy that he is, he was able to identify why the show did not go as well as hed hoped. But even when discussing his less-than-great stand-up performance, he was still able to explain it in a laugh-out-loud, hysterical way. I did one in a prison once, Nate said. Like in it. Like, all the way in it. We went to them. Like I didnt meet them out, you know? So, we go in. Lets say you guys are the inmates. So, Im sitting here. Im doing my dumb jokes. None of it works. Every joke I have involves being outside in the past 30 years. Later in the clip, he gives an example of one of the jokes that didnt land with the inmates. Im like, Traffics crazy. You guys remember. Who remembers, people remember traffic here, right? he recalled. He also added that at one point during his show, he got a little nervous. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians speech impediment and his wifes ADHD created a hysterical moment. What happened will have you doubled over with laughter as you struggle to catch your breath. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how the young mans stutter and his better halfs ADHD combined to generate an unexpected moment of comedy gold. A lot of comedy is about and dependent on perspective. Sure, timing, getting comfortable on stage and understanding how to deliver a joke that will send the audience into uncontrollable fits of laughter are all significant components of stand-up comedy. But the most important thing for a comedy is to have a unique point of view because its from this that all of their humor and jokes come. Good comedians can examine any subject, topic or situation and find humor in them. It really does not matter how happy, sad or depressing the situation is, either. Their perspective, their point of view, will allow them to look at that situation and find something funny about it that the average person completely overlooks. In a clip posted on YouTube, one young man, Drew Lynch, spotted the hilarious knee-slapping moment that occurred when his stutter and his wifes ADHD combined, creating comedy gold. People who stutter, we tend to do it more when were feeling nervous or agitated, frustrated, overwhelmed, he said. And there was one particular day when both mine and my wifes issues my stutter and her ADHD came together for one beautiful, awful storm. Later in the clip, he explains that he was attempting to explain how he was feeling one day. He was overwhelmed and stressed. However, when he tried to say the word stressed, he got stuck on one syllable. So, it sounded like, StSt.StStStStStSt.., he said. And this chick started dancing. She was like, That was a sick beat, babe. I was like, Yeah, we should start a band and not finish it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously explained how he and his wife handle things differently. The funnyman mentioned he and his better half had far different approaches when it came to this parenting situation. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about the problem that arose, which caused him and his wife to mention different paths to the same solution. No two people are exactly alike. We were not made to be clones and duplicates of one another. We have different thoughts, opinions and ideas from one another. Agreeing on everything with someone, even a spouse, is not really possible. While it's not possible, why would anyone believe total agreement with someone would be ideal? That sounds incredibly boring. Since we are different from one another, disagreements and arguments can and often do occur. Knowing how to handle and navigate those differences is a part of life, a skill that we all need to learn. However, as a clip posted on YouTube shows, those differences can happen even when trying to figure out the proper way to parent a child with your spouse. In the video, comedian Jamie Lissow mentions a boiling pot of water was on the stove. Naturally, as most children do, Jamie's child spotted the scalding container of water and started heading in that direction. The little one wanted to touch it and figure out what was going on with the pot resting on the stove. This presented a dilemma for Jamie and his wife. He wanted to redirect the child and keep the boy from reaching for and touching the boiling pot. Jamie's wife had a different take on the situation. She felt that if the child touched the pot slightly, the toddler would learn from the experience and not repeat that action. Jamie, though, pointed out why his approach was a little better than the one proposed by his better half. I think you're probably right, that if he touches boiling water, he'll never do it again, Jamie said. But I feel like with my method, he'll still have, like, a face with skin. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Michael Jr. had a priceless reaction after learning one couple believed their dog was a Christian. He had the best, most hilarious response to their surprising claim and statement. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how he immediately reacted after he encountered someone who said their canine was a Christian. People absolutely love and adore their pets. How could you not if you're a pet owner? Heck, even if you are not a current pet owner, those furry, four-legged critters are just too cute and sweet, making it impossible not to love and appreciate them. When people bring a dog, a cat or any other animal into their home, those creatures become an adoptive member, a part of the family. The attachment to that animal generally happens quickly and soon reaches the point where doing anything without them feels wrong. Now, being a member of the family can mean several things. People will hold conversations with their pet, celebrate the animal's birthday and buy the critter presents for any and every occasion. However, one couple took their pet's inclusion in the family to a whole new level. In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael states that one couple told him their dog had adopted the family's religion and was a Christian. I've been around dogs and other animals all my life, but I've yet to meet one that has ever professed to being a Christian. Michael clearly felt similarly, as evidenced by his hilarious response to this couple's statement about their pet's supposed religiosity. How is your dog going to be? First of all, you've got to believe in your heart and confess with your mouth, man, Michael said. Did he say it? What did he say? I was like, I bet I know what happened. I bet I know what happened. You was probably having a conversation with your dog, right? Because that's probably something that you do. And you were saying to your dog, you was like, 'Bowser, how's life treating you?' And Bowser was like, 'Ruff.' Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes has explained why T.J. Maxx is her happy place, and its hilarious. The hysterical comedian shares that she is a self-described Maxxinista, and absolutely loves the department store. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear why she loves the store and why it brings her so much joy. I know that Ive said it many times before, but it remains as accurate as ever: shopping is the worst. As youve probably realized, in order to be and remain a fully functioning human being, there are several obligations, tasks that must be accomplished with regularity. Of course, going to work and paying those pesky monthly bills are just a couple of them. But there are plenty more, to be sure. However, no obligation or necessary task is more maddening than shopping. Personally, its one of my least favorite things to do in the world. I might even go so far as to say that a trip to the dentist is more preferable, in my opinion. However, not everyone shares my view on this subject, including Anjelah. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian mentioned she loves shopping, particularly when it involves visiting T.J. Maxx. Those retail locations bring her much joy. Any other Maxxinastas in the building tonight? she asks to the delight of her audience. Yes. Maxxinastas, we go to T.J. Maxx when we dont need anything. Its just a part of our mental health day. Later in the clip, she states why a trip to T.J. Maxx is so enjoyable. We just want to go look at stuff and smell candles, she added. I feel good at T.J. Maxx, knowing anything I would ever need in life, I could get right here in this store. You want some random spices youll never find anywhere else? she added. Over there by the lentil chips. You want some makeup for 50 percent off? Yes, I do. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

How did these fast-food innovations happen? This comedians version is absolutely hysterical. Josh Sneed has a take on how some of your favorite fast-food menu items came into being, and what he says will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Fast food is something that all of us would be better off avoiding. Its not exactly the best choice in the world, and most of the time, its probably one of the worst we can make, as far as food goes. But it doesnt hurt to indulge every once in a while, right? Sometimes a greasy hamburger and sodium-covered fries just hit the spot. Yes, you will probably regret it an hour or two later, but in the moment, thats all you want. However, have you ever thought about how those delicious, waistline-expanding items came into existence? Someone has to be behind them, right? They must first start as an idea before they ever reach your lips. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh imagines how these idea sessions might have gone. What might have been the spark that created the menu at Taco Bell, for instance? But I have questions, and I want them answered, he said. And the only people who can answer them are the people in charge at the YUM! Brands. If youre not familiar with who they are Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Long John Silvers, AW Root Beer. Now, I dont know what theyre on, but theyre on something. He then imagines how an idea session of that companys top executives might have gone. Whenever called upon, someone who is obviously not prepared simply says the first thing that comes to mind, and the company goes with it. And that, according to Josh, is how Taco Bell got a majority of its menu. The marketing at Taco Bell is pretty ingenious, as Josh points out. The fast-food joint continually introduces new items, which typically only consists of a handful of things. They simply package it differently and advertise it as something wholly new and exciting. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So, then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

John Christs Chick-fil-A commercial will leave you laughing out loud. The popular funnymans spoof of the iconic advertisements from the beloved fast-food restaurant is hysterically funny. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear the comedians take on commercials that have become a Chick-fil-A trademark. Is there anyone who does not enjoy a good chicken sandwich now and then? Well, that has to include most of the population, because why else would nearly every restaurant, fast-food or otherwise, have one? They arent putting and keeping them on the menu because no ones eating them. Well, when it comes to chicken sandwiches, there is one that is consistently considered far and away the best. Of course, Im talking about the place where the cows with spelling difficulties encourage people to eat chicken, Chick-fil-A. Most people rave about the fast-food restaurant and their chicken sandwich. Personally, I dont see what all the hype is about; I believe it to be very average, but to each their own. Chick-fil-A is known for its simple but powerful commercials, which feature testimonials from its customers. Typically, the customer shares how an employee went above and beyond to provide them with excellent customer service. It helps to reinforce the idea that Chick-fil-A employees will do whatever it takes to meet their customers needs. In a clip posted on YouTube, John takes this idea and format and puts a hilarious spin on it. John, who plays the Chick-fil-A employee in the commercial, takes a seat on the red couch, and as he does, hes joined by a customer. The woman starts by mentioning that she had stopped by Chick-fil-A on her way to a job interview. Unfortunately, while dining at the restaurant, she encountered a minor issue. She spilled barbecue sauce on her white shirt. She stated that she walked up to the counter and told John about her situation, but his response was not exactly what she had expected. But knowing how nice Chick-fil-A employees are, I went up to the register, and I was like, Hey, I got barbecue sauce on my shirt, can you help me? she said. I said, Im a minimum wage fast-food cashier. What do you want me to do? No. John said. The hilarious spoof ends with the woman stating that she remains unemployed. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.